Random Stuff

Helloooooo? Does anybody even read this thing? I bet not, but that's OK. It's not like I'm diligent about adding content, and when I do, it's just stuff that leaves people scratching their heads, wishing they had back that two minutes of their life they just wasted reading my cyber puke. That being said, get the bucket ready- I feel some mindless rambling coming on!


Ever get dressed in the dark and then later that day discover that you put your underwear on inside out? Yeah, I did that the other day. And as soon as I discovered it, I was faced with the question: do I just leave them that way, or do I fix them proper? After much debate, laziness won- I decided to leave them. And it made for some epic snickers later that day when people remarked about how cute I was dressed. To them I looked like a million bucks, save for the secret discombobulated undergarment, which put the actual appraisal at more like $500,000. That's OK. What I lack in style I make up for in personality and optimism.


I started to wash the dishes earlier. I picked up the soap bottle and a gentle, accidental squeeze made a bunch of tiny bubbles come out. Cool! I did it again. More bubbles. And again. Even MORE bubbles. I wasted ten minutes on this activity. My motivation to wash dishes soon perished and I adjourned to the living room to waste more time doing something else unproductive. I feel a little guilty. But then I remember my acute attention deficit, and I realize I can't help it. Matter of fact, it took me 20 minutes to write this paragraph because a bird flew past the window.


I used to have pockets of memory loss. Those pockets have become old lady-sized purses of derrrr lately though. I headed toward the bathroom the other day, and by the time I got there, I'd forgotten what I went in there for. I slowly scan the room. I stare at the sink. Hmmm. No, not in there to wash my hands. Mirror? No, I'm not here to put on makeup. Towel? Nah, just took a shower this morning. I dig in my ear. I find goop. AHA! I need a Q-tip! Clean out my ear... no, there was some other reason I went in there... wish I could remember what it was, because I'm about to wet my pants trying to figure it out...







I just spent another five minutes spacing off. I guess that means I'm done.